toad fest is annual 2 to 3 day event. In this fest young handsome studs and past primed bald men all gather for a non meaningful celebration. Alcohol sex and drug consumption is used to an absolute extreme. In all of the six years of this ceremony moderation has never been practiced. Every year the are certain rituals performed , so as the setup. The "cage" and the wheel of misfortune. Young woman from all across the the south shore above the age of 18 for consentful reasons. The come for the cheap booze the good times and most importantly a good stuffing from these liqored up men. Fat chicks are turned away at the door every year. The most important fact of toad feast is that this celebration is inevitable it stops for nothing rain sleet hail and police. The music still plays and the boys still lay.
Are you going to toad fest tommorow bro beans? " I go every year faggot, why would I stop now. If you question me about toad fest again I will kick youre neck off."
by Popsicle sucker September 9, 2015
Get the Toad festmug. Whan a man uses his hand (usually pointer and middle fingers) to intentionally and directionally fling his cock from one side of his leg to another, then back again, instantaneously
Sam:"Have you ever tried toad-tonguing a Dorito straight outta the bag bruh"?
Jacob"Yeah, just never had enough shlonk on my crank to be able to pull it"
Jacob"Yeah, just never had enough shlonk on my crank to be able to pull it"
by anonymous October 15, 2023
Get the Toad-tonguingmug. while it is also a large british dish consisting of a large yorkshire pudding with some sausages, it is also a british slang term for anal sex.
"if your ass isn't burning from the vindaloo you ate, do you want some toad in the hole tonight"
"toad in the hole sounds nice, just don't forget the lube."
"toad in the hole sounds nice, just don't forget the lube."
by britain is ballz December 20, 2023
Get the toad in the holemug. by Nonstickpan May 12, 2019
Get the Toad in the holemug. by Get a Load of Toad October 26, 2022
Get the Toad Beanmug. by Tommyc November 13, 2021
Get the Wide load toadmug. An idea that you have had, possibly of profound nature, that has been forgotten and is eternally irretrievable. Like a dead, ghostly, slippery toad that has slipped away from the recesses of your mind, never to be seen again. Hence, GHOST TOAD.
by schmuffin February 14, 2021
Get the Ghost Toadmug.