Fail tail

When a man attepts to cling to his youth by maintaining long hair in a ponytail. Usually he is also going bald and wears a ball cap as well.

Mark should quit clinging to scraps and cut that fail tail off.

by Freerobotsex July 6, 2010

Tail Cheering

Tail Cheering is when someone doesn't know whether to boo or cheer for a team while watching sport with friends/family therefore follows what everyone else does. (despite having no idea what the hell is going on)

This is usually done when someone is desperate to fit in or wants to make a good impression in front of friends and family.

Guy: Woooo!

Friends: Why the hell are you cheering? We just lost!
Guy: Oh damn... uhhh.. yeah I know... I was being a good sport is all... hehe..
Friends: You were Tail Cheering this whole time weren't you?

by GraddadGiveMeAGumJob June 6, 2018

shit tail

When you eat Mexican and can not make it home so you have to pull over and make a shit tail across the hood of your wife's car

Did you hear about the shit tail Jonas made after Mexican??

by CFCD March 20, 2017

tail on the kite

The tail on the kite is a person not in charge, who is content to follow someone else's lead.

My husband is not in charge! He is just the tail on the kite.

My friends planned this whole trip, so I'm just the tail on the kite.

by sketchbookshark March 19, 2011

opossum tail

When you have anal sex with a condom, and after you nut, pull your dick out, leaving the condom hanging out of their butt.

Opossum tail: Brian was fucking Shelley in the ass, and left his condom hanging out of her ass when he nutted.

by The green bean team February 6, 2017

Frog Tail

Referring to the exaggeration of male genitalia resembling the rear end of a frog.

"You can really see Mike's frog tail in his new sweatpants."

by Nate_Questioning March 23, 2019

Tail Hugger

A tail hugger is someone within the furry fandom that enjoys hugging, petting or cuddling a fursuiter's tail, usually with their permission.

"Your tails is so cute I just can't help being a Tail Hugger!"

by SableBird July 24, 2016