Reluctant Starfish

When a wife let's her husband have sex with her to appease him and she lays on her back showing zero interest while he goes to pound town.

Guy - "Man, I finally got laid last night. Have you gotten any buns recently?"
Buddy - "Yea, the other night. I wouldn't say I got laid, but Tricia begrudgingly lied there lifeless and let me have sex with her so I would stop annoying her"
Guy - "Ahh, the Reluctant Starfish. At least you got a nut"
Buddy - "Yup....."

by Dangling Scrots November 9, 2021

Starfish

A girls anus

Josie’s got a nice starfish

by Pos starfish February 16, 2022

chewbacca starfish

A hairy butthole, typically on a adult male.

Oh Gary, you need to shave that Chewbacca starfish if you wanna get laid.

by DO-E July 16, 2017

Starfish shooting stars

When you are trying so hard to push a shit, you hold your breath until your face is red and you about pass the F out resulting in seeing stars.

I ate and drank so much over the past few days I was in the shitter at work until my starfish shooting stars

by Erich Miller March 2, 2021

Starfish Picker

A phrase used to describe someone who scratches their bare ass, a bit too deep

I wouldn’t ever touch his hand, he’s the neighborhood “starfish picker”

by Terrytreehead December 14, 2025

oreo starfish

cumming into a dirty asshole

Did you hear that Frank took Sally on a date and he gave her a oreo starfish at the end of the night.

by nastynikk September 21, 2020

Meaty Starfish

1. A virtual fast food restaurant ran by buffoons (Neebs Gaming)
2. An asshole

welcome to the Meaty Starfish, let us put our meat in your mouth

by coolpotatoe724 February 24, 2025