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starfishing

typically when someone lies, but a people use it as replacement for any word - similarly to how queer people use "jush" as a filler word.
"i hooked up with this girl"
"bro, you are starfishing - no one wants you"
by pretzelpal April 28, 2025
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starfish stabber

A man or woman who prefers the poop pipe.
I was drugged by a starfish stabber. Some starfish stabber's are blocking the road.
by jerk store June 13, 2023
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Starfish Prince

The male version of a Starfish Princess. Male sexual partner who remains 'unmoved' during lovemaking, physically non-responsive (like a starfish). They are basic in the bedroom, usually prefer cowgirl so they can just lay there or basic missionary. They also have a tendency to not last long in bed. They expect their partner to do all the work or just have no drive and just want to get it over as quick as possible.
Stacy took the Brad from the club after promising amazing sex only to be disappointed Brad just laid there like a Starfish Prince while Stacy had to get on top and did all the work. Brad is still confused and doesn't know why Stacy never called him back.

Sierra has complained for weeks that her boyfriend is never in the mood and when she finally gets him into bed to finally ravage her body, he goes Starfish Prince and just lays there on top of here barely moving and after 5 minutes is finished. He still doesn't know why they broke up.
by DaTrueDefinition October 4, 2019
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lady starfish

bullhole
Dude, okay so last night she was really into it so I stuck my thumb in her lady starfish.
by ggkjbkjm, April 12, 2016
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Conversational Starfishing

When one person is driving the conversation and the other party only responds in small, unenthusiastic doses.
Dave: "Hey, are you going on a date with that girl you met the other day?"
Jackson: "No. I tried to set something up, but she started Conversational Starfishing every time I tried to find out more about her interests."
by Kool Kunk March 31, 2025
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puker starfish

by dummybummy April 4, 2009
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Strawberry starfish

Justin: So how'd you go with that guy last night?
Matt: It was all shits and gigs until he gave me a strawberry starfish
by NotSoChubbyBoy October 28, 2017
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