A gentleman's scratch

"A gentleman's scratch" is when you have an itchy bumhole and you fart at just the right capacity to simultaneously release gas and itch your bumhole within the same manoeuvre

"i preformed A gentleman's scratch to itch my bumhole in bed last night"

by ScottyFxckinT August 16, 2023

pat scratch

When somebody’s head itches, but they can’t use their finger(s) to scratch it. Therefore, they pat the itch instead of using a digit.

My braids are so tight I’ve gotta pat scratch my head.

by Jankyjana June 4, 2018

getting scratch

the act of having your tires spinning excessively while accelerating. Similar to a peel out.

After I get out of a car wash I love getting scratch.

by scratch getter October 26, 2007

Scratch N Sniff

The Scratch N Sniff is an alternative method of scratching your balls. This method requires you to cradle your balls in one hand, while you gently scratch your balls with the other. This method is one of many methods used to scratch a mans balls, one of which is the Pinch and Twist method.

Bro can i scratch your balls?

Nah bro, ive already done the Scratch N Sniff method.

by rection g hue December 15, 2022

Scratch

The coolest person in the friendgroup with the best style and funniest jokes also gay asf

Brooo ur so Scratch

by Rex10 August 31, 2021

Scratch

A 26 oz/750mL bottle of liquor

Yo grab me a scratch of Jack Daniels from the L.C. you bean

by Travante420 April 25, 2021

chicken scratch

Chicken scratch (in art) appears messy with many strokes to make one line. For it to be truly chicken scratch, the art would have an odd formation of shapes- as in the shape isn't clear due to overlapping lines.

"Jessica's art is chicken scratch! I can't even tell where the bottom of the head is because there's so many overlapping lines!"

by ijuztwanzdrwz April 14, 2024