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net-machines

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The prime of the internet, and a catalyst for eliteness and knowledge. Feared by many, abused by some, respected by all. Unrivalled in verbal engagement, and unbeatable in the same respect. Truly the cream of modern day ownage. See elite, leet, ownage, pimp.
This do0d from NM totally destroyed my pathetic ass on eplanet last night, while completely obliterating me verbally !
by www.net-machines.com May 28, 2003
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The Net God

the net god is the giant net in the gym that you sacrifice other people's items to, such as a book, chair, binder, backpack, etc. a detention was the best achievment you could recieve for a while for sacrificing but now the greatest achievment is suspension. ALL HAIL NET GOD!
billy: dude i just sacrificed to the net god!
bob: nice man! did u get a detention?
billy: yea!
Mr Muschott: >:(
by billymays69 October 13, 2011
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Omni Net

A voluntary botnet made for cyber war against Russia and for pen testers to use to test their website strength.
News: Russian Website Taken Down By Omni Net In Act Of War
by Thor Odinson The 3rd March 18, 2022
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3th december-no gay e-net day

fuck ur friends in online as far as you want and nobody can say homo about it
i would sure like it 🤤...
Me: can i e-sex with u
friend: no im not a gay 7yr old american
Me: it 3th december its allowed to do it as far as u want even breaking the screen with ur dick without anyone saying homo
friend: oh fuck yeah i like this day lets do it!baby!!
3th december-no gay e-net day
by Iamdongo December 3, 2023
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thirdo net worth

installation for territorial worth account which can go up from $123 to $2000 to use it use coordinates for installation recipe to use net worth connected to your value of your installation that will lead up to good luck
thirdo net worth $123 $432
by con"eriba February 28, 2022
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Nettings

Nettings at Solvang
by Nettings November 26, 2018
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Slip through any net

Meaning down below she's smooth and wet
"What was jess like"
"Oh she could slip through any net"
by MukeMikeCut August 20, 2017
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