Lego

painful building toys

I step on a lego

by This handle is already in use March 17, 2023

Legos

A land mine waiting to be stepped on

I stepped on some legos😖

by It’s ya mega boi July 16, 2018

Lego

A small piece of plastic that is interlocking and comes in a variety of colours it also tends to be used by children between 4-12 years but is also used by many adults for the creative properties to cope with everyday life stress

I had a tough day at work I'm gonna steal my kid's legos and play with them.

by Squooboo October 16, 2023

Walter(tiny lego baby)

Walter is god. He can shoot lasers out of his eyes and is all-knowing. He lives in space. He is also a lego baby.

Oh my Walter(tiny lego baby), what have you done?!

by #Kevinthecarrotthebomb.com March 7, 2023

Lego

A deadly weapon for the foot to handle

Tim-steps on Lego

Tim-😩

by Da goat 69 December 11, 2022

Lego My Asshole

To insert a red 2x2 Lego brick into ones anal cavity

“lego my asshole baby”

by Fart noises August 25, 2025

Lego Foot Massage

The ultimate form of self hate

Friend: Hey buddy, how are we feeling?
You: I want a Lego Foot Massage
Friend: Gosh Diddly Dang

by soupylego August 14, 2021