Mountain Dew legend

The nasties shittiest drink known to man. It’s just watered down starry which is already the Shittiest fucking drink known to man.

Yo bro I got some Mountain Dew legend wanna try it?
No way bro that shit tastes like a shittier version of starry

by spearmint5um March 8, 2023

Will dew

Simply complying to something, but when what you’re being asked to do takes under 5 minutes.

Ariana: “Can you get me my chicken leash, its on the countertop.”
Daniel: “Will dew.”

by uonkog December 28, 2022

Mountain Dew Moment

When two people have the same thought at the same time, as if it were telepathy. The reason for calling it a Mountain Dew moment is because the type of telepathy originated when two found girls both made the same stupid mistake when referring to caffeinated beverage. Instead of thinking about Coffee, Mountain Dew popped into their heads. Therefore creating the Mountain Dew moment.

Kathryn: I was looking at camp pictures a second ago.
Edith: WOAH GURL. SAME HERE.
Kathryn: MOUNTAIN DEW MOMENT.

by RestroomSign October 2, 2011

Ms Dew

The biggest bird that loves coca cola

Brenda : have you seen ms dew today with her glasses ?
Bertha : YES ! *Laughs*

by Luvvmyselfsmsm March 4, 2023

Dew

A Baltimore slang for the word Do

Don't dew dat yo!
Im going down the Horseshoe tonight yo cuz i aint got nothing to dew

by Wiggles187 January 24, 2019

moppin' dew

The ebonic version of the soda "Mountain Dew"

Hey Bitch while your up get me a moppin' dew

by Ryan Lass February 24, 2004

Dew Head

One who follows one of the several Mountain Dew centered fan-pages and online communities and is a staunch supporter or dedicated seeker of Mountain Dew in its many forms.
Dew Heads can be found searching local businesses for long departed flavors of Mountain Dew.
One of the best accomplishments a Dew Head can attain is to find a specific flavor that is very rare.
Dew heads can also be found displaying their knowledge of the best flavors of Mountain Dew, however, unlike other fandoms, they are often open to the opinions and passions of their compatriot Dew Drinkers.

A: "I heard Jimmy's one of them Dew Heads."
B: "Yeah, I heard he even works at a Sheetz down the road."
A: "...do you think he could hook me up with some Baja Blast?"

by Balacke July 29, 2020