by coffeeboy May 17, 2005
Get the coffee enemamug. Concerned husband: Honey you look awful. Are you coming down with something?
Wife: No, it's just my coffee face. Brew some shit.
Wife: No, it's just my coffee face. Brew some shit.
by 2014_chiguy May 13, 2013
Get the coffee facemug. "Jenny seems like she's in a chipper mood today. Must have been that strong black cup of meat coffee she was talking about when she came in."
by Chocolat_Thunda April 21, 2021
Get the Meat Coffeemug. coffee in the morning means you just had a sex hook-up the night before and the person you banged stayed the night
Daniel, "Hey you wanna come over tonight and chill?"
Ilana, "Only if coffee in the morning comes with it."
*Ilana wants to have sex with Daniel and stay the night*
Ilana, "Only if coffee in the morning comes with it."
*Ilana wants to have sex with Daniel and stay the night*
by happyefi September 15, 2016
Get the coffee in the morningmug. Chick who is always seen with a coffee in their hands. Usually pretty hot yet is very bitchy and self entitled.
Friend A: Damn, that chick with the coffee is pretty hot.
Friend B: Don't bother, shes a coffee bitch, not worth it.
Friend B: Don't bother, shes a coffee bitch, not worth it.
by cmcleod July 7, 2011
Get the Coffee Bitchmug. A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee beaner. I drink it every day.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack May 20, 2016
Get the Coffee Beanermug. Coffee Breath: whether or not someone brushes their teeth before or after coffee, it is still a distinct flavor of a smell that leads the palate numb for days!
Next to being a natural protection against curious children who otherwise would be pre exposed to potential harmfull ways in the intriguing "worlds" of the adults it can be a huge distraction in conversation or other engaging activities if the other person is more sensitive or feelsy about coffee. Fair enough to say, people should brush their teeth, whether they drink coffee or not.
Next to being a natural protection against curious children who otherwise would be pre exposed to potential harmfull ways in the intriguing "worlds" of the adults it can be a huge distraction in conversation or other engaging activities if the other person is more sensitive or feelsy about coffee. Fair enough to say, people should brush their teeth, whether they drink coffee or not.
"Do i have coffee breath? I can't tell i haven't used my palate in years!"
"Easy with the coffee breath!"
"I should get coffee breath, that way i won't smell coffee breath."
"I'm done with the coffee, i want to taste my new partner!"
"Easy with the coffee breath!"
"I should get coffee breath, that way i won't smell coffee breath."
"I'm done with the coffee, i want to taste my new partner!"
by good attention August 18, 2013
Get the Coffee Breathmug.