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anus babies

A person who is either short and chode like, or a person who is extremly tall and gangly
Look at that kid! He's must've been an anus baby!! His mama must've crapped him out a lil' early there yo.
by poodle September 12, 2003
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Week Anus

The name Weeks has been around for a long time, probable since caveman days. The memory span of a typical Weeks is 7 days. Many centuries ago using their well known Neanderthal talk one of their tribe, whilst hitting his wife with a club, descibed another tribe as " weaker an us". Over the years that has been shortened to Week anus
a name of which they are very proud.
He likes his week anus.
by Liverpool Lad July 9, 2010
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anus icicles

The stalactite-like sperm that hangs from the ass crack hairs of someone whose bum has just been fiendishly plundered for a rollicking good root.
Heath had to think quickly on his feet by lying to his folks and explaining away his anus icicles as merely the remnants of a glazed donut he'd accidentally sat on whilst plopping down on his futon fresh out of the shower en route to slipping on his knickers. After his pep pep's layoff from the mill, he knew his withering heart just wasn't ready to find out about Zander.
by josh reauz April 24, 2014
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sparkle anus

Dude she had that sparkle anus shit hurt my dick
by 90 foot vagina May 3, 2014
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Pro-anus

Someone who is so pro you cant call them an asshole but you normally would.
"ER MER GERD! That nerd is totally pro-anus!"
by Amazanus July 12, 2014
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animal anus

Friend 1: How do you shorten animal anus?

Friend 2: Animus
by ElectricLife September 21, 2014
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Anus saxophone

A fart so musically tuned it has a similar sound to a saxophone.

This can be caused by:

1: Being able to play a musical instrument amazingly well.

2: Playing the sax while eating beans or sprouts.

Not many cases of this have been discovered as of yet.
"Ooh Christ I just made an anus saxophone! Jesus, what a smell! It's like tear gas! I'm going to be sick! Oh well, it sounds very nice."
by Boxyboxyman October 3, 2014
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