Trolling twitter timelines to find some vague tweet you can twist the words of so as to become hysterically offended.
by Matisse1234 April 17, 2017
Get yourself a fine shyt from Red Lion. Assume a reclined position. The fine shyt must bounce on it crazy style. When ready and adequately loosened up, she must assume a fetal position while remaining on the schlong. Then you must spin her like a top while she chants I-L-L and you respond I-N-I.
Warning: Fecal material may be unleashed at this time.
Warning: Fecal material may be unleashed at this time.
Christina: "What did you get up to last night? You never came home?"
Lisa: "I went home with Danny and he treated me to an Illini Mud Twister. It was a WILD ride!"
Lisa: "I went home with Danny and he treated me to an Illini Mud Twister. It was a WILD ride!"
by IlliniKoi April 12, 2025
Family members with shifty eyes and overly friendly hugs who discover their affectionate side when their cousins and nieces buy their first training bra.
Whereas flirtatious grandpas are usually written off as being harmless, Twister Uncles sometimes require a tongue-lashing from Cousin Willy.
by JerrySejnfienl January 28, 2018
during the action of an gamer girl putting your dick in her mouth, and she takes your cock in one hand and starts sucking you reversed with the gawk gawk sound for 6000 times, the most easy way to get this is to have an 180cc zip
i just got the best blowjob ever, the uwu gawk gawk reverse twister 6000, it was mind blowing like my zip blows Through the streets
by aapjeee March 22, 2023
by TheWorld’sSexiestBooks December 04, 2019
This only works if you are a girl. Find a lonely cripple in a wheelchair with fucked legs and shit. Because his legs have no feeling, you cut them off and dip them in mayonaise for lube and then ask him to insert one into your anus.
by frizzyfrazz November 01, 2016