Blown Status

A new way to express a current status of relaxation. Any status can be expressed by replacing the first word with an adjective.

jonny: "dang dude that was some good stuff"

chris: "Blown status!"

Jonny: "dude, lets go to a rave!"

chris: "Gay Status!"

by KEYONE22 January 21, 2011

worm status

A status on Facebook with no sex, no relationship status, and no interest in anyone of the opposite or same sex.

I am changing my profile back to "worm status" as I was getting too many annoying sidebar ads for dating sites.

by nahla1212 December 18, 2009

Blink Status

The point you reach when incredibly fucking high
Happens after taking full length pen rips on the highest setting

Jack: Yo check out Jay’s eyes
Cam: Yeah I know they’re so fucking bloodshot
Danny: You already know Jay is Blink Status

by BlinkGang March 8, 2018

duck status

The act of avoiding someone because you would rather have the head of your dick pierced than to talk to this person.

Damn, Lisa has been giving me the duck status all week.

by Jashstar April 26, 2006

Cheese Status

Its the amount of smegma you have

guy 1: Ayo whats your cheese status

guy 2: what does that mean

by YeBoiCheese May 24, 2021

status pirate

Someone that rampantly repost the statuses of others instead of creating their own.

We started calling Jimmy "Echo" cuz he's such a status pirate.

by aalh July 28, 2011

concrete status

When your d is so hard for it

Bae, I'm concrete status.. I can't go in the barn like this... It's like a productionon line.

by Xoxoittybittytitty December 16, 2015