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Neighbour-net

1. The horrible internet you steal from your neighbours. However bad, it is generally frowned upon to complain due to the fact that it is free access to The Internet.

2. A netting made out of your neighbours. This is a rarer use of the word. Because it's weird really.
Dave: "Oh boy! This neighbour-net is so slow! Yet I'm so thankful!"
Dave's Neighbour: "Sir, please stop stealing our Internet."

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Policeman 1: "So what was that Dave guy arrested for?"
Policeman 2: "He was caught making Neighbour-net."
Policeman 1: "That sick bastard!"
by The Delusional Dave August 28, 2012
mugGet the Neighbour-netmug.

Jordi net

Internet connection that is slower then an Africans brain
This guy has Jordi net, he must be having a LAN-party at Jordi's house while raping his little brother.
by Teeth checker March 30, 2022
mugGet the Jordi netmug.

Net Bangin

A type of online posturing where users overinflate their street cred from behind a keyboard, often mimicking inner-city culture via social media. Common among middle- or upper-class youth, these “keyboard warriors” or “internet gangsters” mistake screen time for real-life clout.
Torry’s a 17-year-old from Clarkston, MI, cosplaying as a Crip online and talking tough in comments—peak Net Bangin.
by RealTalkOnlyFool October 11, 2025
mugGet the Net Banginmug.

Empty Net

The end result of taking a dump. What happens after you Pull The Goalie. When you no longer have any fecal matter in your bowels.
Bro, that was a healthy shit, I feel ten pounds lighter. Now I got an Empty Net.
by carguy311 July 29, 2018
mugGet the Empty Netmug.

Net Banger

A person that is "gangster" or drilla on the internet but in real life they are the biggest cuck known to man and won't do a thing.
"100 of my boys VS 100 of your boys. One call and i'm active again. I'll stomp your head on the curb infront of your mum."
"Okay net banger"
"i'm a main offenda not a net banger"
"alr net banger
by NippleDick2000 September 17, 2025
mugGet the Net Bangermug.

Orange Netting

A disappointment after some buildup, or the realization that something really cool at first is actually lame after a short while. Something that everyone thought was going to be fire but was just kinda mid
Yeah man the first couple of episodes were awesome but they ran out of ideas and now it's just orange Netting.
by Sir Isaac Hunt January 1, 2024
mugGet the Orange Nettingmug.

Net jetsetter

An internet user not defined or confined by their location.
That person has so many different language videos on their YouTube channels. Such a net jetsetter.
by ruby_wednesday May 9, 2015
mugGet the Net jetsettermug.

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