Mitch

A bowel movement of the greatest magnitude;
The biggest, sloppiest, wet shit.

“Fuck that Indian food, I gotta to take a Mitch!”

by HunnitJEEZUSH August 4, 2018

Mitch

A dumb 6ft retard who is a certified lesbian Donald trump eater who fucks unicorns with his left toe while claiming he’s got a hot girlfriend while obviously fucking 2 dudes at the same time. He bench presses 200 kilos while telling floppins to shut up and stop being a fatty while telling him to be Sam sulek. But in reality Mitch is just a gay fuck who needs to stop Fucking unicorns with his toe. He is just plain out gay he literally rides a track bike while Fucking Donald trump in the pp hole.

Ari: that’s so gay don’t fuck me

Mitch: it’s ok I’m a Mitch

Ari: ok it’s all good slide it in its only 2cms after all

by Daddy floppins November 30, 2023

Mitch

The most lit kid in middle school. HOOOOOOOOOT🔥 Lovely, nice, and caring. But his brain doesn't work so much.

Hey look at John he is such a Mitch.

by JkLOLS122 February 8, 2017

Mitch Message

Sending someone a Mitch Message is the ultimate f**k off message. It's how to get someone to not talk to you for 5 months

I'm going to send that bitch a Mitch Message

by MagicMirrie January 8, 2019

Mitch

Mitch loves a good pie and can shovel them down quicker than he can run.

Mitch is here he wants 3 stake and kidneys

by 0162 October 30, 2019

Mitched

To get 'mitched' is nothing other than a bad experience. The term mitched covers a broad set of circumstances however if you're to get mitched you always end up worse off.

If you've been mitched it can be life changing and you can spend many years resenting your experience and angry at life.

If anyone does get mitched we suggest taking a sabbatical in order to come back stronger

I came up with a business model which would generate a huge income for the business and myself. It was such a good idea I visualised myself in a ferrari pulling up to bars in mayfair. This idea was put in place and worked, I was essentially a millionaire. As soon as the money came in I was mitched and mitch pocketed all funds and took credit for the work.

by Den_i_am May 4, 2021

Mitch

Likes a good steak and kidney pie and can get it down with speed

OMG look at Mitch he’s on his third now

by 0162 October 30, 2019