Alexandria Media Institute

A shithole sorry ass excuse for a Higher Education Institute located in Alexandria,Smouha, Egypt
I've enrolled there in 2019 and all I got was mass social rejection and learned some trivia that I forget the moment I walk outside the lecture hall or and once again after studying/revising them and finishing it's the subject's exam
In addition to the people glaring at me Ignoring me downright insulting or mocking me and/or preying on my insecurities and low self-esteem just for being different
also the place itself is total garbage
even by the lowest standards possible

Madany 2019-2023
Fuck the Alexandria Media Institute

by Madanistman August 5, 2022

Social Media Millionaire

Someone who posts pictures of elaborate objects via social media to impress those that may view even though they may not actually own it.

Did you see that Lambo that Cecil posted? Does he actually own it or is he playing social media millionaire?

by Motosaki410 May 14, 2019

Social Media Masturbation

Abbreviated as SMM
The posting of images or statuses to satisfy oneself on social media and gain attention, as opposed to posting anything genuine or important.

She only posts social media masturbation updates, just to make her look better than she is.

by Bearded Prikk October 28, 2022

social media homicide

The act of character assassinating a person or entity via social media.

That bastard cheated I'm going to commit social media homicide.

by Esotericdom November 30, 2017

Social Media Grandparent

A grandparent who appears to be helpful and involved on social media. They only actually participate in situations in which the parents of the children are present, so they don’t actually have to help with anything. They have every excuse in the book when you beg them to babysit the children they post all over Facebook as grandparent of the year.

“why can’t you and your husband go on a date?” “We don’t have a babysitter” “but i thought your mom was so involved with the kids??” “Oh no, only on Facebook. She’s a social media grandparent.”

by Frustrated Daughter October 16, 2018

Social Media Douchebag

Somebody who abuses social media to promote their own agenda.

That Social Media Douchebag is asking everyone for reciprocal follows.

by Bulwark_jrm August 15, 2011

Windows Media Player

The greatest media player ever created, no media player surpasses its pure awesomeness.

Person 1: I use Windows Media Player.
Person 2: You are the coolest person I have ever met.

by Hellmine Cornish April 7, 2023