Luke

Luke is normally a tall, nice guy. Luke’s can make you happy or he can break you he doesn’t mean to hurt you but he does. Luke’s are genuinelly a nice person.

Girl A: Luke is so cute.
Girl B: Luke hurt me so don’t be nice to him.
Girl A: ok I will.

by I’m right 59013 September 20, 2020

Luke

He's insane he finna kill you with a golf club, his uncle (tony) taught him how to do EVERYTHING that he knows.

Oh look it's luke, RUN!

by Shlükey May 20, 2019

Luke

A luke is a simp who is usually always caught simping

"oh is that luke? Oh it is! Still simping"

by Xxchar1a1a May 9, 2020

Luking

v. The process of repeatedly killing a joke. To use a joke so much that it is not even funny more. To use a joke more that 17 times per day for more than 6 days straight.

Present: You are luking it.

Past: He luked it.

by bcole287 September 5, 2011

Luke

A boy who is so full of himself and feeds of Hate and Drama
Loves to sit down with a cup of tea and watch corrie

Man 1: I'll hit you
Luke: Yummy

by AggroD October 15, 2012

Luke

A lanky bi blonde lad that has a shit hair cut, Wanks at every second of the day as he cant shag any lass or lad (Not like any would want to). He also never changes his clothes as he is too busy dreaming of what a pussy and cock would test like in his mount. P.s He is probably dreaming about the person next to him rimming his anus.

"Luke is a lanky cunt"

by EVIL BARBIE December 19, 2013

Luke

Weak and Lazy

"I don't feel like it...I'm a Luke...Deal with it"

by atlspain February 4, 2010