lego

small bricks that can make a child or even adult addicted

mom: hey son its time for dinn-
kid: SHUT THE FUCK UP IM BUILDING A FUCKING LEGO HOUSE

by Xeries July 20, 2024

Lego lock

When two hermaphrodites interlock both sets of sexual organs to copulate.

Have you heard about Sam and Devon doing the Lego lock?

by HonestyISbest August 2, 2024

Lego Brick

The one who you should have voted for to host BFDIA 20.

Person 1: Did you vote for Lego Brick?
Person 2: No, I voted for Leafy.
Person 1: Jump him.
Person 3: ok
Person 3: *jumps person 2*
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Person 2: *dies*
Person 1: yay!
Person 3: we did it!

by Siller Putty May 13, 2025

2x2 lego plate

A mostly flat surface with 4 bumps on it, and also torture to separate two of them stacked if you don't have a brick seperator.

Hey, can you help me separate these 2x2 lego plates?

by really bored guy June 3, 2025

Lego Technic

An annoying system containing pain and tiny parts that make your life a living hell.

Jake: Bro, do you know about that technic crap.
Jenna: Yeah, technic sucks bro.
Jake: Lego Technic sucks.
Jane, Jenna, Janice, and Jessica: Nah really?

by QZ101.7 April 19, 2023

Adult Lego

can be used to either describe AR-15s or PC builds due to their high modularity.

My friend just bought a bunch of components and put it all together into a PC build, man those things are really like adult lego.
My friend just slapped a upper and lower tougher and put a red dot and 45 degree iron sights on it, building guns is like adult lego.

by F-5E Tiger II September 27, 2023

LEGO blocks

Tiny bricks that induce extreme amounts of pain when stepped on. When dumped on the ground in large quantities, they essentially create a barrier to bare feet.

"why are you crying, stepsis?"
"I stepped on LEGO blocks"

by youhavesucsessfullyturnedmeon July 9, 2023