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Horn Store

The act of sticking a brass mouthpiece in the anus and playing the person like a trumpet
Damn, James is gonna let me horn store them later
by Tom Pette January 13, 2022
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Sam Horning

a stupid fucking faggot that nobody fucking loves including his own mother. Sam Horning is inherently a Neo-Nazi supporting racism and the euthanization of black people.
by cumguzzlerfuckface69 January 19, 2022
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AJAX HORN

If you're ever lucky to meet an Ajax Horn. You are to be one of the luckiest people alive. They are, handsome, selfless, and honest. Always tending to others before themselves. Takes the time out of their day to send you a good morning and goodnight message even after just speaking to them over the phone. They are a one of a kind friend. A best friend. Someone willing to listen when you pour your heart out. Someone willing to smile through the day when you can't. Someone willing to come up with all the lamest jokes to make you laugh. Ajax Horn's is everything you could ever want in a person and more. They are love, they are happiness, they are laughter, they are light on the darkest of days. Soft and gentle when things get rough. They deserve the world. They deserve nothing but happiness and love. If I were to have an Ajax Horn, I would do nothing short of continuously proving how much he means to me. Mwuah x
Do you have an Ajax Horn?
Yes I DO!! He's the best.
by HalfCastVenom December 22, 2021
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bumping horns

Okay, well, I heard Ronnie Sullivan and Jeremy Reynolds were bumping horns like two rhinos at the Summer Market.
by anonymous March 30, 2022
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Horn ball

by Brianna Hamer December 19, 2020
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Horn Race

(n, idiom) Two or more motorists honk their horns as long and loud as possible.
Jeremy Clarkson: Okay, fine. You want to have a horn race? Ready, steady...(HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNK) Now THAT'S a horn!
James May: And it got us thrown out.
by daz14lpa February 16, 2021
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gooney horn

I flicked her gooney horn with My younger and her toes curled
by anonymous March 11, 2022
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