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Asshole Hangover

The shitty feeling you get after being an uncalled for asshole the night before.
"Damn, I treated my friends like shit for no reason, what the fuck was I thinking?"
"That's a wicked asshole hangover you got there. Better go fix it"
by Kazokone March 11, 2012
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Phantom hangover

A hangover that is caused by the body being conditioned to consumption of alcohol, and triggered by memory/repetition.

If every Friday you get drunk, and have a hangover every Saturday as a result, your body becomes conditioned to feeling hungover upon waking up every Saturday.

If one friday you do not drink, but wake up feeling hungover anyway, due to your body just plain being used to the routine, you are the victim of a phantom hangover.

***Not an official medical condition, but it happens.
"You look like you had some fun last night."

"No, I didn't drink at all, but I got a phantom hangover!"
by BeppoMonger January 25, 2016
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Buffet Hangover

The result of one eating until their stomach is at, or over, the limit of what it can contain. People commonly are diagnosed with "buffet hangover" at places where there is no limit to how much one can eat, such as a buffet or events/holidays which involve large quantities of food.

The common symptoms of "buffet hangover" include;
- laziness
- drowsiness
- stomach pains
- nausea

Depending on your age and what you ate, other symptoms may include;
- heart-burn
- food poisoning
- diarrhea
- excessive vomiting
Example 1:
"Man, I should not have went to that party on an empty stomach. I totally had a buffet hangover!"

Example 2:
"Jack had a buffet hangover at that new all-you-can-eat place. He spent all night barfing up a storm!"
by BrianDZ August 6, 2016
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Tuesday Hangover

When you party so hard over the weekend that you are still hungover on tuesday morning.
Look how hard that guy is going over there. You just know he is going to have that Tuesday hangover.
by asdfghjklym September 14, 2014
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rage hangover

When you wake up after a night out, and suddenly realise that all your friends are tools.
So I got distracted by the vodka last, but this morning I had an intense rage hangover - why are all my friends such dicks?
by Rex Georgina November 28, 2012
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hangover sex

The art of copulation while mutually suffering from an alcohol induced hangover. Hangover sex is often referred to as a heightened sensual experience at climax (or 'awesome sex'), most likely due to the temporary reprieve from the hell of the hangover, which gives the impression its so much better because of the immense shitehouse of a hangover you had previously.
Michele: Fancy some hangover sex?
Andrew: No thanks I'm not hungover and you stink of stale alcohol.
by MrCh1nn March 15, 2015
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Mongolian Hangover

The full day you spend shitting after eating too much delicious stir fry
I can't go out today, I'm on the throne from the Mongolian hangover
by Skrimps February 14, 2020
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