Unwashed hands after holding your pecker while taking a piss. 98% of men currently walking around have this defect.
by Goldermann February 5, 2017
Get the Pecker handmug. by Nibiru33 March 3, 2010
Get the Hand Childrenmug. “How the fuck do you draw hands?! Honestly-!”
“I know right?! Argh, drawing hands is so difficult...I’ll just hide them behind the back.”
“I know right?! Argh, drawing hands is so difficult...I’ll just hide them behind the back.”
by Minnexx January 31, 2020
Get the Drawing Handsmug. by Cory Beddome July 25, 2006
Get the Hand Shavemug. when you stick your finger in a guys butt hole or a girl with stank pussy and your hands smell like the swamp.
by Swamp Stetter August 30, 2016
Get the Swamp Handsmug. by SampsonSimpsonFirst May 20, 2014
Get the mannequin handsmug. Alone with once's right hand for company, add a dimmer switch for some ambiance and its time for some hand romance.
by LeBeast November 11, 2009
Get the Hand romancemug.