Gamer Hands

1. (Plural Noun) Bruised, broken, or aching hands from punching, slapping, and generally hitting a desk out of anger. It is a sign of a devout gamer.

“Ouch, I’ve got a serious case of gamer hands”

by HippyDippy_ May 1, 2020

Hand romance

The act of masterbation

Alone with once's right hand for company, add a dimmer switch for some ambiance and its time for some hand romance.

by LeBeast November 11, 2009

mannequin hands

Act of stimulating female body with the hand of a mannequin

Bro! She was so nasty I went mannequin hands on her

by SampsonSimpsonFirst May 20, 2014

ball hand

the hand that usually ends up cradling your balls at night while sleeping.

My wife did not appreciate when I carressed her face in the morning with my ball hand.

by morranga July 13, 2011

Shaft Hand

When someone wanks so much that their hand when 'at rest' is in a shaft like shape.

You fucking shaft hand! Go home and have another hand party.

by Total Elite December 9, 2008

Vick Hand

A poker hand that consists of a King and a Nine.

Wow! I can't believe your Vick Hand (K,9) held up against Snowmen (8,8).

by AB Campbell January 2, 2009

Bummy Hands

The smell on your hands after you’ve picked your Bum.

“Ew get your bummy hands away for me”

by StokesyH July 13, 2020