Gnome it out

When you're coming to the end of a long day and you just can't fuck with life anymore, you just gnome it all out.
You're being a bit of a shitter, mate. I think you should take some time and gnome it out.
by Bofa D. Snuts December 12, 2021
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Gnome gamer

A so-called "gnome gamer" is a human being likely not to take part in social interaction and is much more present in their own comfortable gaming space.
A: Yo bro, I just did a sub 50 Inferno on OSRS (Oldschool Runescape).
B: Damn bro, you're a true gnome gamer!
by LightYearAhead January 18, 2023
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Time gnomes

Little assholes who steal/misplace you belongings
The time gnomes put my phone in a can on paint when I wasn’t looking
by Albedo February 05, 2021
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Gnome Grown

Weed that was grown by the best of the best (ie a Gnome)
by Westcoastsmoke420 December 30, 2020
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Thank Gnome it’s Friday

A gif of a gnome from the movie Sherlock Gnomes dabbing with the text “THANK GNOME ITS FRIDAY.” It was originally posted by the official Sherlock Gnomes twitter account on the 2nd of March 2018, and has since been circulating.
“It’s Friday, guess I should post the Thank Gnome it’s Friday gif
by GnomeoStan23 January 09, 2021
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gnome alaska

The creepiest place in all of eskimodom. Don't go there. They will violate your anus

Violently.

Gnome Alaska is where sapiens of non-homo origin live and they will make you more homo than a scarved black guy with a pompador and lollipop tattoo on his neck. Then they'll take your little girl, leave your ripped open asshole stuck in a wheelchair babbling about shadow monsters as people laugh at you out of pity.

Gnome alaska...where the Gnomeos roam

Into your butt
Friend A: Hey man what's ? Heard you and Jane went on vacation to Gnome Alaska, how was it?

Friend B: I don't have to actually try to poo no mo babydoll, that dookie just kinda fall out all on its own thanks to them boogymens

Friend A: Holy shit fred...dont talk to me or my family anymore
by Captain Magnanimous February 21, 2014
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lace gnome

Mythical little creature that sneaks out of his lair to untie your shoelaces
That pesky lace gnome has done my shoes again
by Deirdre Rasheed January 20, 2018
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