by Popasquatmeanstopoop January 15, 2021

Gabe white often confused with prince charming is an academically challenged boy spending most of his days locked out in the back corner of UNSW library. Gabe spends his days convincing the people around him off his intelligence yet has nothing to prove for it
by jancer67 October 6, 2025

Gabe is a funny and goofy fellow, he like to be silly and he flirts with all the girls in school. He is very good looking and confident in his self. Gabe is a kind person even though he acts like a bad boy. Don’t ever loose a Gabe in your life.
by anonymous September 15, 2020

Marco: Hey Adrian look who's coming
Adrian: Oh my! It's Lorenzo
Marco: You damn right it is! Lorenzo is such a hot gabe.
Adrian: Oh my! It's Lorenzo
Marco: You damn right it is! Lorenzo is such a hot gabe.
by ThisGuyAreSick April 13, 2020

Exremely chalant person who may or may not also be a mouse. Cannot be mysterious for the life of him and can be located by following the sounds of the nearest ruckus around. If put under a street sign (held up by 2 poles specifically) he might spontaneously combust from the alleged bad luck it brings. Commonly found to lie AND decieve, though he will never admit to doing so.
He goes by many names (e.g: jabs) and will swipe belongings when given the chance, and lives off of soggy rice krispies and random trinkets found when scouring around outside at odd hours of the night </3. Has no perception of cold, and is has gaslit himself into somehow always overheating even when put in the north pole - also has a side job as an elf on the shelf which he will not admit to as that would ruin Santa's business.
He consistently refuses to admit to being a twink, even when presented with overwhelming evidence of being so.
Weaknesses: grammar, sleep, being funny, respecting shower boundaries, being nonchalant, writing while dripped out (rings)
Strengths: swiping (nametags, drip, jokes, etc.), hardly know er jokes, terrible puns, being dripless, embodying alarming lvls of brainrot
He goes by many names (e.g: jabs) and will swipe belongings when given the chance, and lives off of soggy rice krispies and random trinkets found when scouring around outside at odd hours of the night </3. Has no perception of cold, and is has gaslit himself into somehow always overheating even when put in the north pole - also has a side job as an elf on the shelf which he will not admit to as that would ruin Santa's business.
He consistently refuses to admit to being a twink, even when presented with overwhelming evidence of being so.
Weaknesses: grammar, sleep, being funny, respecting shower boundaries, being nonchalant, writing while dripped out (rings)
Strengths: swiping (nametags, drip, jokes, etc.), hardly know er jokes, terrible puns, being dripless, embodying alarming lvls of brainrot
- Hey, see that guy over there?
- The one that doesn't look like a main character at all?
- Yeah, must be someone's sidekick. Looks like a Gabe
- I think you're right, let's get out of here before he starts causing a ruckus and stealing our drip :(
- The one that doesn't look like a main character at all?
- Yeah, must be someone's sidekick. Looks like a Gabe
- I think you're right, let's get out of here before he starts causing a ruckus and stealing our drip :(
by orixinkali May 22, 2024
