Gabe

A person with an oddly oblong (or at least weirdly-shaped) head and face. Generally has a holier-than-thou attitude, and is usually an older sibling who is just mean to you (in the few occasions that the parents were uncompassionate enough to name a kid that wasn't their firstborn "Gabe", the person grows to have issues and an inferiority complex probably due to constantly being berated for his name)

A: Oh look! There's Gabe, doesn't he just look so dumb?
B: Yes, also his clothes style is deplorable.

A: I know, I think anyone can tell he is a Gabe just by his demeanor and style.
B: Isn't he just a sorry excuse for a human?

by shrinelord May 2, 2019

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Gabe, a Gabe is a dick

Gabe has down syndrome

Don’t be a Gabe

by Dood48 May 7, 2019

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Gabe Alvarez

Touching a girl without consent; groping, touching, getting into people's face who are half his size, etc

Dude, did you see John yesterday? He totally pulled a Gabe Alvarez
Yeah, not cool. Especially since she has a boyfriend

by Biggie niggie cheese May 7, 2019

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Gabe

gets friendzoned by every nigga at school.
plays video games to much
sucks at mortal kombat 11

if you see gabe say get ova there

by gaughen May 10, 2019

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Bigg sex (With two g's for a double dose of Good-time)
He is the CEO of liberalism but he's so hot you can look past it.
Too busy lusting after a Cameron to play 8 ball with me.
I call him "Cuchaio" cause' of that coochie.

"I want to have an intense gay relationship with Gabe."

by Hilru67 December 2, 2019

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A Gabe is a ginormous hypocrite who doesn’t show any signs of intelligence anywhere. He never lets himself lose an argument, and will probably make you his friend. (Only to dump you one day later). Doesn’t hang out with a Gabe.

George: I want to be just like Gabe!
Aiden: Gabe is a whore.

by random definitions December 4, 2019

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