The best relief pitcher the game of baseball has ever seen. His demon sinker is without doubt the best pitch in baseball and paired with his wipeout slider he is unhittable.
For those of you who don’t know Clay Holmes, he has a 3.77 SIERA, and a 72.8 GB%, which is 1st in all of MLB. He also can strike batters out, with a 23.3 K%. Only issue is the walks, at 13.2%. We trade Park but we weren’t gonna use him anyways, so I really like this.
by Shad November 23, 2021
by Whipplefluff October 29, 2019
by The Belmont Tomcat July 10, 2018
A politician whose 4th wife has the gift of premonition, but not the gift of suching his shit completely off
Person 1: Man, that dude has married some crazies before, but that new wife of his SWEARS she can see the future.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Clay Higgins.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Clay Higgins.
by PhrogMilk November 16, 2020
by Debskelly1985 March 29, 2023
Whoever’s name is Clayton, or simply clay, live by a certain way of life and have their own certain traditions.
by ehmeh.nehseh October 12, 2018
The candy bar Payday as a clay sculpture. Can also be a term to generally describe any sort of food clay sculpture.
"My weird aunt made me a payday clay for Christmas when I was a kid. I still keep that in my room as eccentric decoration."
by eatmyshortseatmyshortsnow October 06, 2020