chronically online

yuki

yuki has OLD, its probably because hes chronically online.

by yuki #1 hater February 19, 2023

Chronic Masturbation

When you are a socially inep involuntarily celibate due to poor dating and social skills, and sees porn every day and leaving cum stains everywhere in your house nonstop, as a way to cope with loneliness. Never goes out, doesn't exercise nor does improve social skills, and yet this special type of breeds can usually be found moderating around Discord, Tumblr, and Reddit as power-hungry mods or working remotely in a part-time job as a twitter moderator.

Jerry never finds a way to prevent chronic masturbation. He clearly didn't recover after getting rejected by Stacy for not being himself a Chad, as he believes.

by TheKamikazeMonkeys February 27, 2023

Gin and Chronic

Gin and Chronic is pot infused alcohol with Gin as the base alcohol, similar to potka, which is made with Vodka. When used carefully, results in a perfect balance of alcohol buzz + chill body high of THC. Generally, it kicks in within 30

minutes and lasts 3-6 hours. Using over the counter edibles/drinks is much easier

and allows for more accurate dosing than other recipes posted about THC infused

drinks. Mix 10 mg THC per 1 shot/1.5 oz of Gin. THC drinks can be mixed right way,

dissolving hard candies can take 4-8 hours. From there, mix with tonic and lime, or

your other favorites mixers and enjoy responsibly! Light users of THC should start

with shot and wait an hour before having more. See Mary Gin.

I was telling my friend Nova about my pot infused booze Urban Dictionary entries, and he said, “oh, like Gin and Chronic”? My response, “Genius! That is so much better than any of my other worlds! If you won’t submit it, I will. The world needs to know about Gin and Chronic!

by Jenny Cool March 14, 2024

chronic gum chewer

someone who chews gum all the time

Julia was diagnosed as a chronic gum chewer after she chewed 5 packs a day

by the tree on the side of thecar July 18, 2025

chronic

One of the definitions in most of Canada is: a person can be called a "chronic"

when for instance; they are overly needy a fixes of any kind of substance. Or I could be chronicing for a joint; or what not.

by Michel Joseph Cardin November 5, 2018

Chronic

1: Pidgin for someone who smokes way too much weed

2: A crackhead

“Ey you like go smoke some pakololo”
“Brah its 10 in the morning you one chronic”

by BigRatMouse April 8, 2023

Chronic Virgin

Somebody who is fundamentally incompatible with sex. This is either self imposed or due to their societal situation.

ugh, amy is such a chronic virgin

by freakbob88 May 1, 2025