verb to take full advantage of ones position or others generosity without giving anything in return, especially when it comes to food
Robert came to my restaurant today, he really chonged me
I am coming to visit you tomorrow with my entire family. I will chong you
I am coming to visit you tomorrow with my entire family. I will chong you
by poldino November 29, 2021
Get the Chongmug. Some guy never knows what he is doing and says random inappropriate stuff out loud, he uses girls as toothbrushes. He has a flat ass and nipple peircings. He is so short the ants accidentally step on him.
by Santa hoe hoe hoe December 9, 2016
Get the Matthew chongmug. The leader of the Hong dynasty, sworn to restore the greatness of classical china. Looks like 😝, also happens to be 4’3
by Kouch_Potato7 February 25, 2024
Get the Brandon Chongmug. The myth, the man, the coffee-powered machine that somehow stays tired. Tony El Chong Cuey is the guy who drinks triple espressos for breakfast, and still yawns through life like he's been on a 72-hour bender in Vegas. Despite caffeine having zero effect on him, he remains loyal to coffee because it's not about the energy-it's about the grind.
El Chong Cuey is fearless... except when it comes to one thing: Kaydin Blaeser, the mysterious Polish man who lives rent-free in Tony's mind. Nobody knows what Kaydin did, but the mention of his name makes Tony sweat harder than in a sauna
Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing to get through the day. You drink coffee to wake up, he wakes up to drink coffee.
El Chong Cuey is fearless... except when it comes to one thing: Kaydin Blaeser, the mysterious Polish man who lives rent-free in Tony's mind. Nobody knows what Kaydin did, but the mention of his name makes Tony sweat harder than in a sauna
Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing to get through the day. You drink coffee to wake up, he wakes up to drink coffee.
Man I wish I could be more like Tony El Chong-
Dude I stayed in my bed doomscrolling for hours! I pulled a Tony El Chong Cuey
Dude I stayed in my bed doomscrolling for hours! I pulled a Tony El Chong Cuey
by Caffeine Crusher January 10, 2025
Get the Tony El Chong Cueymug. by Megdoe October 19, 2021
Get the Chongmug. Cheech and Chong next movie. Beavis and butthead know how to make a comedic film. And they're not stoned.
I just saw Cheech and Chong next movie.
Wow! Dude! What was it like?
It sucked! There was no beehive tossing, and no nun fucking.
All they did was put a motorbike inside, stuck it's exhaust outside, and rev it up, oh, and they catcalls at some chicks!
Wow! Dude! What was it like?
It sucked! There was no beehive tossing, and no nun fucking.
All they did was put a motorbike inside, stuck it's exhaust outside, and rev it up, oh, and they catcalls at some chicks!
by Iam not Elmer Fudd July 22, 2020
Get the Cheech and Chong next moviemug. A teacher with is very informative good at extremely cool. She may be harsh at times but she always means well.
by Joelelellee February 14, 2019
Get the Miss Chongmug.