Another synonym for the female genetalia, specifically the inner labia. Once mistakenly used instead of Beef Curtains.
by Mooo January 12, 2005
Get the cow blindsmug. 
Much related to the awkward turtle, but designed for Aggies.
the motion is similar to milking a cow.
This action could be credited to Jennifer Gong, out of spite for Gene Lieb. : because FFA people would neever put the word awkward in front of anything!
the motion is similar to milking a cow.
This action could be credited to Jennifer Gong, out of spite for Gene Lieb. : because FFA people would neever put the word awkward in front of anything!
Gene: "so, Jennifer, how far along are you?"
Jennifer: "I'm not pregnant"
Gene: ...*uncomfortable cow*
Jennifer: "I'm not pregnant"
Gene: ...*uncomfortable cow*
by Thnx4thmmrs_09 August 19, 2008
Get the Uncomfortable cowmug. by Cow morgan December 8, 2016
Get the cow morganmug. by Horny girl that lives in la February 26, 2017
Get the cow lickmug. 
by Red XIVC June 11, 2006
Get the Cow Pattymug.