cone titted tease

1. A real tease who is abnormally proud of her cone shaped breasts.

2. Any trick who just wont mind her own business.

Ashley Judd needs to quit being such a cone titted tease all the time.

Meeeegan quit being such a cone titted tease!

by jdyer_03 April 30, 2008

Cone of Shame

Dunce cap. A cone with a big ''D'' written on the front given out if you are a dunce

No, Nigel. That's not even close to being right. Now you must wear the dunce cap (cone of shame)

by Bareechkle February 21, 2016

dirty snow cone

When you cum in a girls ass and she shits the cum out into her hand and eats it:

Last night I was so drunk, I came in this girls ass and this skank ate a dirty snow cone.

by Meatball & Chef November 11, 2006

human parking cone

that thing when two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to park between them

Guy 1: Hey look two midgets in orange

Guy 2: Let's park between them, like they're two human parking cones

by SilliParker December 12, 2010

Human Traffic Cone

When two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park inbetween them

Guy 1: did you see the Human Traffic Cone?

Guy 2: Hellz ya i got that shit in one try

by Concon125 December 13, 2010

Double Shot Cone

A very enticing kid's sundae at Friendly's that is conveniently shaped like a penis.

Guy 1: "What are you getting as a sundae?"
Guy 2: "I think I want the Double Shot Cone."
Guy 1: "But dude, you can't get that, it's on the kids' menu."
Guy 2: "I know but it looks SOOOOOO GOOOOD!"

by Batfreak April 06, 2010

Norwegian Snow Cone

A modification of the snowballing sex act. Unlike a traditional snowballing job where semen is orally swapped between people, the semen is deposited into a snowball or shaved ice. It is stored for a later time when someone, either unsuspecting or knowledgeable will eat it. Flavors of the snow cone will obviously vary.

Upon learning of Fred's love of shaved ice, his enemy Bill and his girlfriend gave a Norwegian snow cone to Fred. Only after enjoying the "treat" did Bill tell Fred what the secret ingredient was.

by Your mouth's not pregnant May 22, 2011