Your lap is the top of your thighs when you sit down, where your cat might sit. Lap can also refer to a trip around a racetrack, or to the act of overtaking a competitor by a lap. Lap is associated with a number of idioms. If something "falls into your lap," you have gotten something without making much effort.
by Nagsnbev August 15, 2019
Get the Sit on lap daymug. (Russian expression)
In slang, to sit in someone's chair, in Russia, means to 'pimp' out a woman to them
In slang, to sit in someone's chair, in Russia, means to 'pimp' out a woman to them
"Hey did you get the cop to get off your back about the murder charge?"
"Yeah, I had my daughter sit in his chair, and they let me go."
"Yeah, I had my daughter sit in his chair, and they let me go."
by Bezukladnikov August 28, 2017
Get the sit in his chairmug. by That Bitch You Be Jealous Of November 16, 2013
Get the sit down skinnymug. Person 1: Bro I can't sit properly.
Person 2: Are you bi?
Person 1: Yeah how'd you know?
Person 2: All bisexuals are unable to sit properly
Person 2: Are you bi?
Person 1: Yeah how'd you know?
Person 2: All bisexuals are unable to sit properly
by ani.png June 2, 2021
Get the unable to sit properlymug. When you're annoyed at someone, and you want them to shove the neck of a wine bottle up their butt so they feel pain and misery
by gbaby02 May 31, 2016
Get the sit on a wine bottlemug. A combination of blumpkin and the pyramid whereby three males are receiving blumpkins from three girls sitting in a triangular formation facing each other. As they climax and shit simultaneously they reach up in the air and touch hands with the person sitting next to them thus forming a pyramid.
Due to the difficulty of such task, you are truly a king sitting amongst men if you accomplish it.
Due to the difficulty of such task, you are truly a king sitting amongst men if you accomplish it.
dude we had dinner with these three girls, then we went back to my place and were sitting at the king's Table after a few drinks.
by quasimotoh2 April 11, 2011
Get the Sitting at the King's Tablemug. by Big Daddy Hustler March 21, 2021
Get the sit on the police lapmug.