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You Ain't Right

Southern American English phrase used when someone says something that is crass or offensive, but you aren't mad at them because it was also somewhat true or funny. You yourself didn't say it because you're just not quite fucked up enough to do so, but the other person is. Instead of telling the other person "How dare you!" or "That was a terrible thing to say!" you can just blithely remark, "You ain't right."
Jim: "Maybe this country wouldn't be so fucking fat if people went outside more often and ate less McDonald's. A few more ladies could at least start eating less."

Bob: "You ain't right, Jim."
by MeaningChronicler February 10, 2025
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ain't no trip

"it is not a problem, do not trip."
Foo "Aye can I ask you for a favor g?"
Cuh "Yea, ain't no trip"
by sideshow_pya April 13, 2022
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Ethan Couch ain't got nuthin' on me

A "modern day" variation on the classic "I'll be able to call David Rockefeller a tramp" saying, and used to humorously refer to your having made a modest profit and/or unexpectedly gained a few bucks extra on a difficult job you recently completed.
Cool hunk #1, seeing his buddy --- who had jokingly told him earlier that morning that he was "wearing himself out getting rich" by driving here and there around town for a couple hours to give several people car-rides for a few bucks apiece --- feverishly lugging humongous bundles of bagged returnable-containers along a hot dusty highway: Gettin' too rich there, Dude?
Cool hunk #2: Yeah, fer sher, Pal --- I declare, I'm gettin' so gol-durned filthy-rich that I can hardly even carry all my vast wealth around! Ethan Couch ain't got nuthin' on me!
by QuacksO August 17, 2018
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The saying "Cat fir, kittens ain't got it"

This is about the age of puberty for older girls and younger girls. Cat fir is what an older girl would have down there. The reference to a kitten would be a younger girl. Not a lot of hair down there.
The saying "Cat fir, kittens ain't got it" Or Cat fir, kittens don't have it
by Larryforeski December 9, 2024
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ain't-no-saint

Adj: a sexually promiscuous but still morally decent teen girl
An ain't-no-saint girl can be characterized as classy in the streets but sassy in the sheets. If you're girl can be classified as an ain't-no-saint, you're one lucky guy.
by Sexydimma May 27, 2021
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IT AIN'T ME I'M THE F0RTUNATE S0N

When somebody calls you A NAME and you are never referred to NAME.

Someone who did the opposite in a song due to their serious H0M0PH0BIA.

It's an ACTUARIAL CHANGE where not even N0B0DY IS INV0LVED.
Listen you have to realize 'that name you said, " IT AIN'T ME, I'M THE F0RTUNATE S0N.

Listen I admit openly I INDULGE IN MY 0WN ANAT0MY RECTUM ST0REH0USE GRAVITATI0NAL 0UT 0F B0WEL SHIT RECLYCLING as the , I HATE T0 SING A S0NG , J0HN F0GERTY AND CCR you just really messed up , as it should have been sang as being proud of your KINKY H0M0SEXUALITY , as now listen up, "IT AIN'T ME, I'M THE F0RTUNATE S0N, IT AIN'T ME , I'M THE. F0RTUNATE S0N".

Dynamically speaking, "AIN'T WAS A VIOLATI0N 0F GRAMNATCAL USAGE and when it came into vogue culture commonly said usage as you will see later is patently acceptable, as , "I NEED SCOTCH TAPE. S0 I CAN XER0X THIS (CRAP)PY PH0T0STATIC D0CUMENT and the problem is UPPER ALPHABET C0UNTRY IS SINGING , " IT AIN'T ME I'M THE F0RTUNATE S0N , and with that said , " ST0P SAYING , "you are going to have to "G00GLE IT" , would that be "MICHAEL KORS , as G00FLE AR0UND , which is a very small partial derivative of A C0MPLETE M0N0P0LY done the correct way.
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER September 22, 2022
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Ain't

Some random word that was made in the 90s mostly by the "hood" of America. It's supposed to replace "isn't" but with a more "cool" way. *Not official
Yo what's up dawg!

*You did the stuff I told you?
No I ain't doing shit man!
by Yomomsfavourite June 4, 2023
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