Ninja Smoke

The ability of an individual, through luck or planning, to avoid unpleasant situations, particularly those involving law enforcement or government bureaucracy. See also: American Sniper: The Autobiography of the Most Lethal Sniper in U.S. Military History by Chris Kyle, with Scott McEwen and Jim De Felice. 2012.

"Jason went to sleep early while everyone else at the party got arrested for indecent exposure. Jason has the best ninja smoke ever."

by ajeffersonk September 20, 2013

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smoke 3

to reference smoking tobacco, marijuana, and crack cocaine

"I can't quit nic man"
"Because you live in Florida, aint nothin to do here but smoke 3"

by dinker.dog April 29, 2022

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Smoke the meats

Smoking the meats is when you have to shit but you still fart but don’t pass it.

No matter how much fiber I get, I can’t seem to do more than smoke the meats

I have your hot lunch coming after drop some bbq on this brisket and smoke the meats awhile .

by Pro skills February 7, 2020

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Dragon Smoke

Informal, n. Heroin. When smoked.

Going to get some tinfoil my good sir? I've a large rock of the Chinese variety, we can partake in some dragon smoke.

by lemmidoggins October 31, 2015

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smoking oklahoma

When you jerk off while smoking a black and mild and when you jizz, you use the stream to put out the cigar. A little burn here and there means you're doing something right... Mmm did i smell bacon??

Man, I pulled a smoking oklahoma earlier, and now i can't get this damn cigar lit again!

by Mr_StealYoGirl October 9, 2015

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