Sit on lap day

Your lap is the top of your thighs when you sit down, where your cat might sit. Lap can also refer to a trip around a racetrack, or to the act of overtaking a competitor by a lap. Lap is associated with a number of idioms. If something "falls into your lap," you have gotten something without making much effort.

"Hey it's sit on lap day"

"Ok go ahead"

by Nagsnbev August 15, 2019

sit on Gray's pipe

A euphemism for a sexual style aka cowboy sex.
Sometimes confused with a morning hard on

Emma asked if she could sit on Gray's pipe.

No problem I'll just lay back then said Gray!

Past tense:-
I sat on Gray's pipe this morning said Emma

by Blade2good December 08, 2010

sit on the police lap

To "sit on the police lap" is defined as snitching.

The same ones setting it off be the first ones to sit on the police lap.

by Big Daddy Hustler March 21, 2021

sit on a wine bottle

When you're annoyed at someone, and you want them to shove the neck of a wine bottle up their butt so they feel pain and misery

"Go sit on a wine bottle, Mary"

by gbaby02 April 24, 2016

Flagpole sit-up

The act of attempting to suck ones own penis.

Steve was so embarrassed when his wife walked in on his attempt to do a flagpole sit-up.

by Ernie Shansen August 20, 2017

Solid Sit-Up

A sit up bar that bolts to your wall.

I'm gonna get my six-pack on with this Solid Sit-Up!! Bro

by gettinrippedsince86 January 27, 2010

unable to sit properly

Basically just a bisexual.

Person 1: Bro I can't sit properly.
Person 2: Are you bi?
Person 1: Yeah how'd you know?
Person 2: All bisexuals are unable to sit properly

by ani.png June 02, 2021