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Ted Faro

A narcissistic tech bro.
Originates from the gameHorizon Zero Dawn”.
Elon musk is a real ted faro ass motherfucker.
by chocolate_maned_wolf April 8, 2024
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Tedding

When two people are getting on really well. It can be a friendship, or a romance about to blossom.

Derived from the idea of two cute teddy bears getting on well with each other.
Hey look, Sarah and Tom are tedding!
by Charl13 s3ndr0wsk1 June 3, 2022
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Tool Box Ted

Referring to bicycle mechanics. A guy who thinks he is a pro mechanic because he’s watched a few videos on YouTube. He has more money than brains. He tries to work on his own bike but usually does more harm than good. He then takes said bike to a real mechanic for a real fix and always blames his errors on non-existent manufacturing defects.
Mechanic: What the fuck happened to this wheel?

TBT: I tried truing it, but it just wouldn’t work. Obviously there’s something wrong with it.

Mechanic: It looks like a God Damn Pringle. Jesus you’re a Tool Box Ted.
by LtDanGotNoLegs March 29, 2020
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Ted Kunt

To be a Ted Kunt, you must be against shotacon and lolicon, and be a pure advocate of anti-CSA. On the other hand, you must do nothing about it but yell at people about it.
Nick: Hey you! You suck, you pedophile!
Joe: Gee, Nick! I didn't know you were a Ted Kunt!
by BleaseHelp May 10, 2018
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Ted

(noun) A somewhat mischievous or impish child with the cutest smile in existence. 10/10 fantastic to watch during church 😍
Wow, look at that child's antics during church. He's such a Ted. If it weren't for his smile...
by Luconious Maximus August 28, 2021
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Ted Wheeler

The most well written character in the entire show, deserves the world. Can really steal an episode away with a singular line.
Person 1: Ted Wheeler’s dialogue was really well written this season.
Person 2: Why wouldn’t it be?
Person 1: I love you Ted.
by tedlover890 July 1, 2022
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Ted

Massive willy. But its a bit of shame he uses it on boys. Other than that he is a class twat
Carefull of ted he might penetrate you.
by Boy282892 January 31, 2019
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