Tapes

Adjective: extremely bad; completely worthless or hopelessly ineffective

1) I went to the new Bond movie, No Time To Die,with my girlfriend but left halfway through as it was tapes
2) "How was your KFC?"
"Well, the chicken was good but the potato and gravy was taaaapes"

by Toonkiwi November 11, 2021

Magic juju tape

Technicolored tape that holds your bones and muscles together.

Do you carry any magic juju tape??? My physical therapist recommended it.

by Katanabele July 15, 2019

A large mobi wiener with tape

A dildo with tape

I have a A large mobi wiener with tape

by A large mobi wiener with tape December 25, 2020

Pink Tape

The most overhated uzi album of all time, also known as peak uzi

"x2 is top 1 pink tape"

by #1pinktapedefender October 29, 2025

fuct-taped

A high level of being fucked; especially used when you feel surrounded or stuck to whatever is screwing you over.

Dude, I forgot my history binder at school; I have a quiz and an essay due tomorrow. I am so fuct-taped.

by Jordan K-M October 29, 2009

Taping flags

Fucking in the bathroom in high school.

Emily and Michael were taping flags.

by Taping flags October 4, 2017

Fart tape

A cassette tape that is left in an old-school tape recorder, so that when someone needs to fart, they press the record button right before they fart, fart into the microphone, and then press stop after the fart is completed. When the fart tape is played back, it is a compilation of multiple, various farts that have been recorded over time. The more people who contribute to the fart tape, the better.

I just listened to our fart tape, and I heard 27 of our farts on it!

by electricalparade June 6, 2024