Above the system

Taking rigorous classes with loads of homework, doing 0% of the homework and still succeeding like a boss.

-Walking into class late everyday
-Paying half attention to the teacher
-Fooling around in class
-ONLY copying homework right before it's due
-Still managing to understand everything that is going on
-Getting 100 in the class

n00b: Hey Dungoo! You want to meet up after school to do the Chemistry review packet?

Dungoo(Above the system kid): Get out of my face try hard. *Swags off into sunset*

by LetapKoo October 26, 2012

Reaction control system

Small rockets mounted on the sides of a rocket in many orientations; allows for fine maneuvering in space, especially useful for docking. Usually abbreviated RCS.

Let's shut down the main engine and complete the rendezvous with the reaction control system.

by Some weird nerd guy March 27, 2017

italian security system

The old women, and sometimes men, who sit and watch the neighborhood all day and fill you in on gossip and keep an eye out for shady characters

Oh, I'm not overly worried about someone messing with my bike, I've got the Italian security system

by JohnnyJack August 26, 2017

VSCO Point System

Block Letters +2pts
Globe +2pts
Scrunchies +2pts
Puka Shell Necklace +2pts
Friendship Bracelets +2pts (+1pt extra for attached to Hydro flask)
Succulents +2pts
Painted Rocks +2pts
Altoids +2pts
Chapsticks +2pts
Polaroid +3pts
Reusable Straw +3pts (+1pt extra for foldable metal one)
Painted Jeans +3pts
Scented Candles +3pts
Rainbow Tinted Sunglasses +3pts
Chalkboard +3pts
Bead Bracelets +3pts
Starbucks +3pts
Birkenstock’s +4pts
Crocs +4pts
Checkered Vans +4pts
IPhone +4pts
Phone Case with Stickers +4pts
Ukuleles +4pts

Hydro flask +4pts (+1pt extra for every sticker)
Messy Bed +4pts (+1pt for each throw pillow)
Messy Bun +4pts
Painted Cartoons +4pts
Record Player +5pts
Apple Watch +5pts
VSCO Account +10pts (+3pts if link is in Instagram Bio)
TikTok Account (with posts) +10pts

Oversized T-shirt so it looks like you’re not wearing pants +10pts
VSCO Boyfriend +20pts

My VSCO score is 150 points!
The VSCO point system is so accurate.

by ToriandMax September 17, 2019

von metric system

Von Metric System- Ja, is more accurate ja...

"Damn teacher, whatz next.. the von metric system??"

by DeserTynker October 1, 2019

Baltimore city grading system

Fuck ass shit that has your assessments worth 70 percent of your grade

Well just fuck this shit, I failed my exit ticked now because of the Baltimore City grading system I have a 30 percent.

by Big dicked daddy bong October 20, 2019

skittle diddle decimal system

The female equivalent of a spank bank.

That pic of Jason Momoa in a loin cloth is filed away in my skittle diddle decimal system.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama February 17, 2020