Swiss Army Guy

That one guy that magically seems to be able to do literally anything.

"You're seriously going into another work field? Jesus, one day you're gonna become a Swiss Army Guy."

by Loapher May 30, 2022

swiss

a barely functioning trainwreck (BEWARE: either has mommy or daddy issues) most likely a burnt out gifted kid, but functions scarcely on coffee and their voluptuous spite, but if their lack of will to live overpowers their spite, they break down

"man, do you think swiss would be made if i took their coffee?"

"they would immediately lose the will to live, dave don't even try it"

by certified gremlin December 29, 2021

Swiss people speak cheese

When someone says something incredibly dumb expecting a laugh but no one laughs and the room goes silent

Cole:” no , Swiss people speak cheese”
Myles, Leo and Dwayne: “…….”

by myleslikesman April 4, 2022

Swiss Mad Hatter

A fine cocktail made with equal parts of beer gin and absinthe

Dude! I got TRASHED yesterday with your swiss mad hatter

by TheGarzo January 29, 2022

doing the swiss

when you fuck a swiss person or a piece of swiss cheese

When I was in Geneva I was told I should be doing the swiss. But when I couldn't find any beautiful women, I went to a cheese store instead

by cheesefuckinmotherfucker October 31, 2021

LAUREN SWISS BREKFAST

WHEN OLDER MAN SHART ON HER HEAD IN THE MORNING

LAUREN SWISS BREKFAST: ZAK DONT SHART ON MY HEAD

by HARVEY PRICE2.0# August 1, 2021

Swiss rolled

When having sexy time on a sofa bed and the sofa bed rolls back in on itself. Two people are now in a sexy sofa love roll.

We had sex in the spare room last night n got swiss rolled!

by Star Michaels September 9, 2021