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The stranger thing

When you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then you turn on Netflix and get into an upside down position and jerk off into your own mouth.
Guy: you've done the stranger.. but have you ever done the stranger thing??

Guy2: the upside down? ONLY ELEVEN TIMES SINCE LAST NIGHT

Guy: Netflix and chili corn dogs coated in the Duffer brothers emissions
by DonkeyKong Kroger FX January 5, 2018
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kind stranger

the humble bringer of edit, the bearer of reddit gold
thanks for the reddit gold kind stranger
by hairy nipple69 December 12, 2019
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the stranger

beside being a masturbation technique, the stranger is a sex prank

when you're having sex you make sure you're gettin it from the back, she's facing a window, and that one of your buddies is hiding in the closet. about half way through you say "hold on" and this is when your buddy quietly comes out of the closet and puts in when you pull out. then you go outside in front of the window leaving her wondering who's behind her
Charlie pulled the stranger on me yesterday, but i shut the blinds and kept going with his friend
by johnsy March 26, 2009
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cock stinger

The feeling you get when a bunch of soap gets stuck in the pee hole of your cock or dick, and your cock stings and in some cases you need to piss repeadily and need to wipe of the genitile with a wet tissue or cloth.

An insult to a male usually meaning that they have no penis
I cant run right now because of this fucking cock stinger

You asshole, fucking cock stinger, rape eater, shit face!
by Word Master123 August 26, 2006
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virtual stranger

Anyone you have met and got to know on the internet but never in real life. A virtual stranger remains a virtual stranger no matter how well you know them on the internet. You could be sitting there naked 24/7, staring at each other’s personal items on your webcams, but if you haven’t met IRL, then you’re still virtual strangers.
'So, you've asked SlipperyChick to marry you?'

'Yeah, well, we've been together for three years now. We see each other every day and we cyber constantly.'

'Hmmm. I hate to break it to you, mate, but the internet and real life are NOT the same thing. You're still virtual strangers.'
by Bête de Jour June 18, 2008
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ring stinger

A person who stings another's ring - ie a homosexual who sticks his old chap in another man's ass and makes it sting. Of course, if the other man is loose and enjoys this exercise, it will not sting at all.
'Man, that guy was a real ring stinger.'
by Jack Doff January 9, 2004
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frozen stranger

when u put ur hand in ice till it gets almost frozen and numb then jack off
i gave myself a frozen stranger
by thamann May 13, 2005
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