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stalkerish

to do and have stalker qualities, especially when stalking miss stefanie.
Brian has stalkerish qualities.
by lionofdisouth September 27, 2009
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Stalker

Someone who follows or stalks people. (:
by loser is a loser. April 26, 2011
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e-stalker

Usually a loser. Scours internet message boards for personal info. Sometimes known as a Venkmen. More often than not doesnt have a job or a girlfriend.
You're such a Venkmen! an... e-stalker
by Lumbergfekdher January 23, 2009
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Stalker

an overly flirty girl from work who hasnt been getting enough dick
dont hang out with jenny mang she just a stalker ho
by skater3266 February 16, 2009
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Toilet stalker

A toilet stalker is where someone spends a long period of time in other people's bathrooms, collecting pee to sell to travellers and excrement for their own personal gain. A negative result of toilet stalking is pee rape.
Signs that someone is a toilet stalker include:
- Shiftiness.
- Spending longer than normal in a toilet.
- having unusually high amounts of change at one time.
A person can become a toilet stalker unwillingly, or they can join the cult.
Person 1: Emma likes to fish stuff out of toilets.
Person 2: WHAT?!
Person 1: ever wonder why she takes so long in the toilet? well, now you know. She MUST be a toilet stalker.
Person 2: She goes to the loo so much!
Person 1: exactly. She's collecting samples. Don't let her round your house anymore, she might pee rape you!
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Silent Stalker

A person who is constantly on Facebook refreshing their newsfeed and looking at everyone's business but can't like, comment or post anything.
Suzie keeps talking about things I have posted on Facebook and yet I haven't seen one like or comment from her. What a silent stalker!
by NicSoChic October 9, 2014
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Stalker

One who is constantly following and trying to find out things about a certain person. They're completely obsessed with them. AKA Snickers.
Snickers knows all of Alli's friends names and myspaces. What a stalker.
by PissyMissy December 12, 2008
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