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Stick of Justice

The Stick of Justice is a broom handle with an attached dildo on the end used to thrust into enemy asses. The act of thrusting is called justice. To obtain a Stick of Justice you must climb the mountain of Purity and retrieve the golden dildo then you must travel to the far East Sea and find the Island of brooms and retrieve a broom. For assembly you can contact your local court.
I was using the Stick of Justice last night to put evil to justice.
by Vlam December 21, 2010
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Stick Shift Drive

The act of taking a man's penis and jerking it in a circle like a stick shift handle, and than inserting your foot deep into the mans anus to resemble putting your foot on the gas while driving a car.
Last night brad came over and drove me crazy with the gnarliest stick shift drive ever.
by imnaughty123 November 13, 2011
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Stick 'em

What negroes say when they're gonna beat somebody up.
Maa, Ah bout ta stick e'm! We bout ta stick his ass! BOOOM!
by AkronHomey May 29, 2003
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stick to your grapes

Variation of the sayings, “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it," or, "go with what you know." An attempt to keep a person grounded. Don't try to get all crazy, extravagant, and lofty knowing you're a simple person.
You don't know anything about eating exotic fruits like papaya or star fruit. You're a basic muthafucka eating apples and grapes.
1. Chill son, stop gettin all crazy, you betta stick to your grapes and go with what you know muthafucka!
2. You know you can't afford that platinum chain. you better stick to your grapes, get some white gold, and be happy!
by adedeezy 5000 July 24, 2006
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Stick It In a Muffin

Stick it in a muffin (also phrased "place it in a muffin") basically means shut up, stop, yeild, do not continue...
Brittany: "Hey did I tell you about my date with Brad?!"
Lucille: "About a million times. Please, stop talking about Brad."
Brittany: "So, we went out to the movies, and-"
Lucille: "Gosh, Brittany, STICK IT IN A MUFFIN ALREADY!"
by kel z the super saur February 4, 2009
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stick shift

by DMK May 13, 2005
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stick a fork in it

Meaning that something is definitively finished such that whatever it is doing (or being done to it) should or can be stopped, or considered to be done.

From grilling -- not to test whether something is done, b/c that wouldn't make any sense, given what the phrase means. Instead, to stick a fork in the piece of sufficiently-grilled-meat so as to take it off the grill. Connotations of definitive doneness enhanced by sub-conscious notion that the piece of meat is not only completely cooked, it is no longer reasonably conceived of as part of a living animal, and thus can be stabbed with impunity.
Now that Iraq has descended into chaos, you can stick a fork into Bush's re-election chances.
by romberjo July 31, 2004
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