A female using motherhood to individualize or personalize her social media feed. Status mom’s can usually be found on social media attempting to make their entire life reflect Pinterest.
She’s a status Mom, she strives for visual perfection so that she can gain social media followers from her (not quite) perfect photos. You strive for a happy household and could care less that anyone sees your baby’s photos as long as your mom and Grandma are satisfied.
by FiveDogsAndTwoKids October 24, 2017
Get the status mommug. the consistency of your shit
by ahymusic October 8, 2017
Get the stool statusmug. meaning you are "balling". high class standards , you are on some serious spending your dollers and bills. you can relate it to baller status, but usually rich celebrities or high class figures go to galas and gallerys so they really have money to blow
1. damm bro you on some gallery status sh*t with all that money your spending
2. tu ta de galleria manito, dique comprando chimi todo lo dia
3. yo im on my gallery joint tonight, bottle service at the club
2. tu ta de galleria manito, dique comprando chimi todo lo dia
3. yo im on my gallery joint tonight, bottle service at the club
by JohnnyDelCampo June 22, 2010
Get the Gallery Statusmug. by keepinitreal19 June 6, 2011
Get the status ridingmug. by Xoxoittybittytitty December 16, 2015
Get the concrete statusmug. by doughboycantcap June 29, 2020
Get the Greg Statusmug. a Facebook or Myspace status that grabs people's attention because of its absurdity and/or humor, forcing them to comment on it or like it.
when Matt placed a status trap of "Am I fat if I bring a box of girl scout cookies to the bathroom with me." he got 6 likes and 10 comments.
by loopus November 8, 2010
Get the status trapmug.