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oreo starfish

Did you hear that Frank took Sally on a date and he gave her a oreo starfish at the end of the night.
by nastynikk September 21, 2020
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Hillary Starfish

When you blow into someone's asshole and they fart it back out into your mouth.
I was eating ass last night and got Hillary Starfished.
by Bigballs doodoohead January 30, 2024
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Starfish shooting stars

When you are trying so hard to push a shit, you hold your breath until your face is red and you about pass the F out resulting in seeing stars.
I ate and drank so much over the past few days I was in the shitter at work until my starfish shooting stars
by Erich Miller March 2, 2021
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Reluctant Starfish

When a wife let's her husband have sex with her to appease him and she lays on her back showing zero interest while he goes to pound town.
Guy - "Man, I finally got laid last night. Have you gotten any buns recently?"
Buddy - "Yea, the other night. I wouldn't say I got laid, but Tricia begrudgingly lied there lifeless and let me have sex with her so I would stop annoying her"
Guy - "Ahh, the Reluctant Starfish. At least you got a nut"
Buddy - "Yup....."
by Dangling Scrots November 9, 2021
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Kentucky Starfish

1.) A particular breed of Southern Kentucky asshole.

2.) The best sphincter you've seen all day.
3.) A butthole that is of Remy Lecroix or Shia LaBeouf status.
4.)Anything that is the cremé da la cremé may be referred to as The Kentucky Starfish
Wow, I'd tongue-punch that Kentucky Starfish!

Well isn't that an adorable Kentucky Starfish?

Honey!, Look at that Kentucky Starfish.

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by BoxBuster October 4, 2015
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Texas starfish

The Texas starfish is a sexual act that involves the lady being tied up in a star shape and getting violently fucked
Dude me and Stacey we used the Texas starfish
by Fuckherrightnthapussy April 10, 2023
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Pokin starfish

Male who enjoys “pokin starfish” is a man who enjoys sticking his penis in buttholes. Depriving from the termchocolate starfish” in other words low key for saying gay guy!
Girl: that guy is cute,how do you know him?
Other girl: from work and he like “pokin starfish

Girl: ohh I guess I should have guessed. He reminds me of my friend Cheyne!
by Kristypatty February 25, 2020
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