squishoid

Crushed, mangled, smashed, compacted with sudden great force - innards and / or endtrails busting forth, and oozing out. Fresh roadkill or a huge bug that has met its sudden end. The ultimate form of "squished."

Hey, that big wood spider I just stepped on is majorly squishoid. Check out the carnage!

by JoeSpeak July 28, 2009

squash monkey

The feeling a gay guy gets when he sees a man and gets erect.

Gay guy 1: look at that guy over there I obviously have a squash monkey
Gay guy 2: omg thanks for pointing that out

by james2187 June 2, 2014

Squash

n. - unburnt weed grounds from a vaporizer.

"Hey, save that squash. I'm gonna use it to make a tincture."
"Yo bruh, you gonna eat that squash?"
"Man, I'm so broke, I'm smoking squash."

by Meow gator January 29, 2016

Squeesh

To squeeze a squishy part of then body that can be squeezed without pain or discomfort.

Her whole body was squeeshable,but her cheeks were so chubby those are what you want to squeesh the most.

by pizzacutter24 December 19, 2016

squishenna

Chubby faced

You have a Squishenna

by Bandit859 May 31, 2019

bologna-squash

The principal compository material of completely fabricated excuses, especially those which are lame and/or dickheaded. A euphemism for a stronger, more well-known term of identical acronymization.

You couldn't finish your Programming II assignment because your dog ate your RAM stick? Bologna-squash!

by Da R-I-C-Kizzle April 22, 2006

Bumble Squish

A species of mutant platypus monkeys, from an alternate universe, who spend their time entering our world through the magical portals we call 'dryers' and 'washing machines' to steal our socks and sell them on the black market for huge sums. The more daring ones have been known to steal both socks or even a pair of leggings. The only way to stop them is to pour a mixture of sour cream, pickle juice, and scrambled eggs (not soupy) into every washer/dryer load.

Look at this! Half my socks are gone! Damn those bumble squishes!

by IKnowStrangeThings June 3, 2010