When your dick isn't hard.
Ex. In a situation like the show Naked and Afraid, Jesse would have to walk around Marissa with the soft meat.
Ex. In a situation like the show Naked and Afraid, Jesse would have to walk around Marissa with the soft meat.
Ex. In a situation like the show Naked and Afraid, Jesse would have to walk around Marissa with the soft meat.
by LongSlong69 July 2, 2014
Get the the soft meatmug. 1. a salad containing non-crisp lettuce, mushy tomatoes, fetta cheese, hard boiled eggs, blue cheese
2. a person who is excessively "soft"; usually lacking moral fiber or anyone form STRONG Island
2. a person who is excessively "soft"; usually lacking moral fiber or anyone form STRONG Island
by E (dot) O (dot) May 21, 2010
Get the soft saladmug. by IAmBlueSteel February 24, 2009
Get the Soft Nutmug. when a hockey player has soft hands, it's generally a player that's good at dekes.
when used in a sexual manner it means he handles himself well on and off the ice.
when used in a sexual manner it means he handles himself well on and off the ice.
by anonomys hockey player April 1, 2010
Get the soft handsmug. by PresidentElectDickPenis January 6, 2021
Get the Soft Brainmug. n.: One who lacks dedication to their involvements and often backs out when things become complicated or difficult. The opposite of one who is hardcore.
adj 1.: Used to describe one who has the traits of a softbatch. The opposite of hardcore.
adj 2.: Used to describe an action that is performed in such a way as to reveal the person committing it would be referred to as a soft batch.
adj 3.: used to describe an action that was performed half-assed.
adj 4.: used to describe anything that is clearly not hard core, especially if it tries to be passed off as being hard core.
adj 1.: Used to describe one who has the traits of a softbatch. The opposite of hardcore.
adj 2.: Used to describe an action that is performed in such a way as to reveal the person committing it would be referred to as a soft batch.
adj 3.: used to describe an action that was performed half-assed.
adj 4.: used to describe anything that is clearly not hard core, especially if it tries to be passed off as being hard core.
"You're soft batch! Every time we wanna play paintball you've got some excuse for why you can't go!"
"God he never even does any work on his car for himself, what a soft batch"
"God he never even does any work on his car for himself, what a soft batch"
by Bladesilver March 13, 2004
Get the soft batchmug. Moving ones hips in a circular motion while expelling extremely soft stool, the product of which is a pile of tightly coiled excrement that has the appearance of soft serve ice cream.
by A.T. y'all April 1, 2011
Get the soft servemug.