soft plan

The gist of what will occur, or a guess for what an activity will entail
"I'm not exactly sure what we are going to do tonight, but the soft plan is to drink wine, chat, and maybe run a train on your mom."
by somniferium May 19, 2012
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soft salad

1. a salad containing non-crisp lettuce, mushy tomatoes, fetta cheese, hard boiled eggs, blue cheese

2. a person who is excessively "soft"; usually lacking moral fiber or anyone form STRONG Island
I could go for a soft salad right now

Quit being a soft salad and finish your beer
by E (dot) O (dot) May 21, 2010
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Soft Nut

ejaculation so premature, an erection isnt present
Lisa, I dont know what happened i just touched his leg and he busted a soft nut on me.
by IAmBlueSteel October 20, 2008
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soft hands

when a hockey player has soft hands, it's generally a player that's good at dekes.

when used in a sexual manner it means he handles himself well on and off the ice.
the puck bunnies like my soft hands
by anonomys hockey player April 01, 2010
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soft batch

n.: One who lacks dedication to their involvements and often backs out when things become complicated or difficult. The opposite of one who is hardcore.
adj 1.: Used to describe one who has the traits of a softbatch. The opposite of hardcore.
adj 2.: Used to describe an action that is performed in such a way as to reveal the person committing it would be referred to as a soft batch.
adj 3.: used to describe an action that was performed half-assed.
adj 4.: used to describe anything that is clearly not hard core, especially if it tries to be passed off as being hard core.
"You're soft batch! Every time we wanna play paintball you've got some excuse for why you can't go!"
"God he never even does any work on his car for himself, what a soft batch"
by Bladesilver March 13, 2004
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Soft Brain

Polite way to call a person retarded
hes a democrat. must be a soft brain
by PresidentElectDickPenis January 07, 2021
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soft serve

Moving ones hips in a circular motion while expelling extremely soft stool, the product of which is a pile of tightly coiled excrement that has the appearance of soft serve ice cream.
Marsha laid down and smiled as John stood over her face and gave her a soft serve.
by A.T. y'all March 16, 2011
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