The Smooth Criminal

When you and another person are about to have sex, and you repeatedly start asking “Annie, are you okay?” You keep asking this, regardless of what the person says, until they’re no longer in the mood for sex.

“So last weekend was actually great, I used the Smooth Criminal to great effect, and now none of her friends will talk to me, either. Peace and quiet is in store for me.

by anon415 February 4, 2023

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smooth pie

The offering of accepting oral pleasure from a woman who has a completely shaven vagina

As I returned from a lengthy road trip, I was welcomed home with a smooth pie.

She was mad at me, but I knew she serving the smooth pie.

by Has A Lengthy beard June 3, 2019

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Silky smooth transition Mint

A man of great prowess.
Known for being able to smoothly merge and prolong conversations by adding a continuation in between.

MInty: Speaking of Black Mirror, what's the story with IM?

*Silky Smooth Transition Mint*

by Alfred Nevermind September 24, 2020

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smooth hank

A hand job performed with lotion as the lubricant.

"Tony couldn't get a bj so he settled for a smooth hank."

"My skins too dry for an old fashioned, grab the lotion and give me a smooth hank."

by Trogdor312 August 23, 2016

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big smooths

best band/(?) shaved genetalia (?)/ from s.d. Not exactly sure about the name "big smooths", but i am sure that the guitar player/singer is the awesomest guy i know (and i'm not talking about the guy with the long hair)

Man 1: Hey, what are you doing tonight?

Man 2: Uh, ahem. I'm going to the only place where sweet people hang out, the Big Smooths concert!

Man 1: Dude, sweet!

by effyx March 22, 2010

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