by Scrotum muncher January 2, 2023
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by MeMeWeeWee July 15, 2018
Get the Slug nutted mug.Is that a slug, caught in the light?
It would make a tasty delight.
To catch one can be very easy,
I've heard that they taste very cheesy.
Dumping salt on one makes it thirsty.
It might die in a minute thirty.
To cook a slug, it must be placed in a pot,
If it isn't dead it will feel distraught.
Let the pot simmer until the water boils.
The slime from the slug will burn like oils.
A plate is now ready for the slug,
Or maybe it belongs in a mug.
Eating it will be like eating an eel,
Swallow it wrong and it won't be an excellent meal.
If cooked right it will taste better than a frog.
Or maybe even better than a hog.
I recommend you eat it with some grain,
So that the taste can be embedded in your slug sized brain.
It would make a tasty delight.
To catch one can be very easy,
I've heard that they taste very cheesy.
Dumping salt on one makes it thirsty.
It might die in a minute thirty.
To cook a slug, it must be placed in a pot,
If it isn't dead it will feel distraught.
Let the pot simmer until the water boils.
The slime from the slug will burn like oils.
A plate is now ready for the slug,
Or maybe it belongs in a mug.
Eating it will be like eating an eel,
Swallow it wrong and it won't be an excellent meal.
If cooked right it will taste better than a frog.
Or maybe even better than a hog.
I recommend you eat it with some grain,
So that the taste can be embedded in your slug sized brain.
by T H O T P O L I C E October 3, 2018
Get the scrumptious slugs mug.that girl from Dakota is a Tornado Slug. she lived with me for 2 months and im still finding her shit in my house
by kobraa June 3, 2018
Get the Tornado Slug mug.A piece of feces that sticks to the side of a toilet bowl after flushing that can resemble the look of a slug.
by havin' fun December 11, 2021
Get the Turd Slug mug.It is an association with several humans that:
1)Are unable to plan/ sort out there lives
2)Have the mental age of either a 3 or 18 or 50 year old (no inbetween)
3)Can be very entertaining when they need to be
A well know fact is that Slug Club is always hungry and ravenous for other people's lunches and snacks but in the end they go to the canteen which is there holy grail.
There well known habitat is the library but Slug Club is known to migrate to different places.
Overall they are a lovely group and you will never get bored when you are surrounded with these pure perfections.
1)Are unable to plan/ sort out there lives
2)Have the mental age of either a 3 or 18 or 50 year old (no inbetween)
3)Can be very entertaining when they need to be
A well know fact is that Slug Club is always hungry and ravenous for other people's lunches and snacks but in the end they go to the canteen which is there holy grail.
There well known habitat is the library but Slug Club is known to migrate to different places.
Overall they are a lovely group and you will never get bored when you are surrounded with these pure perfections.
by Pro0rastinat0r! April 19, 2021
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