sit on a wine bottle

When you're annoyed at someone, and you want them to shove the neck of a wine bottle up their butt so they feel pain and misery

"Go sit on a wine bottle, Mary"

by gbaby02 May 31, 2016

unable to sit properly

Basically just a bisexual.

Person 1: Bro I can't sit properly.
Person 2: Are you bi?
Person 1: Yeah how'd you know?
Person 2: All bisexuals are unable to sit properly

by ani.png June 2, 2021

sit down skinny

The type of skinny that when you sit down fat doesn't roll at your stomach.

Girl I hate you. You are sit down skinny 24/7.

by That Bitch You Be Jealous Of November 16, 2013

sit on the police lap

To "sit on the police lap" is defined as snitching.

The same ones setting it off be the first ones to sit on the police lap.

by Big Daddy Hustler March 21, 2021

Sitting at the King's Table

A combination of blumpkin and the pyramid whereby three males are receiving blumpkins from three girls sitting in a triangular formation facing each other. As they climax and shit simultaneously they reach up in the air and touch hands with the person sitting next to them thus forming a pyramid.

Due to the difficulty of such task, you are truly a king sitting amongst men if you accomplish it.

dude we had dinner with these three girls, then we went back to my place and were sitting at the king's Table after a few drinks.

by quasimotoh2 April 11, 2011

Solid Sit-Up

A sit up bar that bolts to your wall.

I'm gonna get my six-pack on with this Solid Sit-Up!! Bro

by gettinrippedsince86 January 26, 2010

Flagpole sit-up

The act of attempting to suck ones own penis.

Steve was so embarrassed when his wife walked in on his attempt to do a flagpole sit-up.

by Ernie Shansen August 20, 2017