Simon is the best boy that u will ever meet, he's cute, hot and with a good sense of humor. Ur lucky if u know him.
The one and only Simon Slavov
by Hshjsnsbebe November 22, 2021
Get the Simon Slavovmug. by anotcoolperson June 23, 2018
Get the Samantha Simonmug. Aubree Simon is the prettiest girl to ever exist, she’s funny and bad at math and has a couple friends. Very social and she loves being around people.
by AnonymousPerson01 September 24, 2021
Get the Aubree Simonmug. Friend 1: Hey man you down to play minecraft with the bois today?
Friend 2: Yeah! sure ill be online.
Friend 2: was a simon crocetta
Friend 2: Yeah! sure ill be online.
Friend 2: was a simon crocetta
by nalahpesoj June 22, 2021
Get the Simon Crocettamug. His hair looks like a horses pubic hair and a lions main. We could probably land a jumbo jet on his hair
by Marmalade December 8, 2019
Get the Simon Hemelmug. When you are about to have sexual intercourse but the Male genitals cannot become turgid, she is not up for a floppy one so you have to call it quits . Simon from the Tv show “the imbertweeners” experiences this problem and proceeds to punch his dick scream “ why won’t you work.
I was about to do the bang bang but it didn’t work, so I punched my cock, the swelling would not suffice so I had to stop. I was doing a Simon and now I don’t talk to her anymore
by FloppySimon May 29, 2019
Get the Doing a Simonmug. by Doctor whale July 25, 2021
Get the Simon worleymug.