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Simmeri

SIM.MER.I.
A person who watches tv just for the commercials. 2. only watches for the breaks in between shows. 3. Turns on TV for the programs that are played during the intermission
Person: Are you watching Hannah Montana?

Simmeri: Yes, but im only watching it, to wait for the commercials.

Example 2:

Person: Whats you favourite show?

Simmeri: The mini wheats commercial!
by MrsJonas December 9, 2008
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Simmondley

The residency of the self proclaimed best rocket league player eu Zack Girtchen
Wow hes so good at rocket league he must be zack girtchen from simmondley
by faketaxi01457 March 20, 2021
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Georgina Simmonds

Georgina Simmonds is known in many parts of the land as an urban myth.

They say she can talk for 3 consecutive days without pausing for breath and she has a head the size of an aeroplane. The doctors prescribed her a whole bottle of industrial strength sleeping pills to calm her chronic tweeting. She took the whole bottle, and they made her blink.

They say the top three deaths in the south east region of the united kingdom is 1.heart failure, 2. cancer, and 3. the talkings of Gina simmonds.
A previous prime minister elect was to be the saviour of this country, he was witty, charming, and most importantly he was loved by all the country. He was going to drag the country out of the turbulent state it was in and save us all until he met Gina Simmonds. We now know this man as Stephen Hawking.

the mythical creature is also known by many other names; meg, zordon, little legs, bighead, smaahhl, megan, jiyna, tweety, jafool, drunky, vegetable lover, greg, amongst many others.
Dude have you heard about this "Georgina Simmonds"?
Yeah, apparently she was on the news because she flipped out after some people hated her
Oh thats crazy, I don't think anyone likes her.
by thisisnotmoe January 16, 2010
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The Simpsons

A fuckin' classic TV show. Long-running from 80s and still running. Far better than Family Guy and American Dad.
You haven't seen a great animated comedy if you've never seen The Simpsons.
by RebelDroomzyD June 30, 2014
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Bro J. Simpson

Noun. That best friend of yours that always gets blamed for things he probably did, yet still gets away with them.
Chad: Dude, did you hear Mike got caught pulling a double decker last week?
Brandon: No way, seriously?
Chad: Yeah, but he def totes got away with it, brah. We got Bro J. Simpson over here...
by The Makeout Bandit October 25, 2011
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Pokimane simps

The worst creatures if you can even call them creatures to ever exist.
Pokimane simps are hopeless retarded incels.
by I eat poop 69 January 14, 2022
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Simpsma-Moment

First off, a 'Simpsma' does a few things per day and nothing more. One of them is simping for others as you might have realized. They also try to flex stuff that isn't their own. An example would be fake wallpaper engine or a cracked game and saying it's the real one. After they get exposed they'll try to keep on lying untill you give up. The moment is basically the time when the simpsma gets exposed for it and starts lying.
LOL, simpsma is back at it again with his 'subnautica', what a Simpsma-Moment (cracked subnautica) just get the real game dude.
by DetectiveBollenaar March 28, 2021
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