Defensive Shopping

Buying presents for acquaintances out of fear they might surprise you with a gift.

"Great!" I'll have to start my defensive shopping tonight after work. I have a bad feeling Peggy's gonna surprise me with one of those sweaters she loves to knit for Christmas.

by Adam (______) The Person December 21, 2008

dolly shopping

the course of action in which a person proceeds to pick out a very sexy selection of thongs and undergarnments

Damn girl nice panties...have you been dolly shopping?

by Brocky Lenz July 20, 2010

Your hoosier is showing.

A phrase you say to a person who is acting like a hoosier (the St. Louis kind, not the Indiana kind).

Let's say a person is using poor grammar, being a racist, or has on bad clothes. You would say to them, "Watch out.. your hoosier is showing."

by jukaswo November 28, 2007

Eye Shopping

The act of looking at all the stuff you want on the internet but you don't have the money to buy it.

Girl: What are you doing?

Guy: Eye Shopping

Girl: What's that?

Guy: Its like window shopping but on the internet.

by I'm_pretty_wizard April 11, 2011

Shopping Trolley

Portable and affordable housing.

I love my shopping trolley more than the cardboard box I moved out of.

by B-Drac October 29, 2003

Shopping carted

It's like a synonym for 'get rekt'. Women use it after they've won an argument.

boy: um I'm lost for words.
girl: yeah you just got shopping carted😎

by epicbeastgamer99 May 21, 2020

pastry shopping

When a guy goes out with the full intention of finding girls with muffin tops and making out with, or sleeping with them.

I just broke up with my girlfriend...I could really use some pastry shopping this weekend.

by Dubble D August 3, 2007