bitches be shopping

another way of saying “oh well”

“omg i just lost my expensive ring”
“well bitches be shopping”

by peachredbull April 20, 2022

Shopping Mauled

What happens as a result of going to all of the Black Friday and post Christmas sales.

Mary went to the mall to take advantage of the Black Friday sales. All she got was Shopping Mauled.

by John@24th December 30, 2010

combat shopping

shopping strategy that takes place when successfully participating in black Friday.

we are going to have to do some massive combat shopping if we want to get all the good deals.

by queenjane November 13, 2009

Poke Shop

A term used for a brothel

"Mate, you're looking rather tense, get yourself down the poke shop"

by DWICKS September 11, 2015

The Reject Shop

The Reject shop is a shop you never go into unless you are at your last resort.

Whenever you pass it is lawful to make the joke "That is where you were born"

"Hey Dan look it's your birthplace, The Reject Shop"

by Type of person September 26, 2020

Window Shopping

looking/staring at someone you want so so bad but you know you can't have/get for some reason.

guy1: *watches Jessica Alba walking by*
guy2: man stop 'window shopping' you know you can't have her!

by cr1sc0@KTOWNLACA January 9, 2011

Wood Shop

A place where constant dick jokes are made, and where penises will be drawn over everything.

I have such hard WOOD in WOOD shop!

by iTz X Legit Chronic MLG Snipes November 16, 2012